Doritaku ドリタク – The Brain Behind the Numbers

“You can’t hack wellness… or can you?”

A coding prodigy, an eSports champion, and a market genius, Doritaku is the strategist behind Waifu Wellness. She discovered the decline in kawaii levels and knew it was time to act. She might stay up too late gaming and forget to eat real food, but when it comes to optimizing health and efficiency, she never misses. Every formula, every marketing move, every decision? It all runs through her calculations first.

(Just don’t challenge her in Tetris. You’ll lose.)

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Chee Hana 花 チェイ – The CEO in the Making

“Perfect planning makes perfect wellness.”

Top of her class, future business mogul, and a violinist with perfect posture and sharper instincts, Chee is the one who keeps Waifu Wellness on track. She understands both science and business, majoring in biology and chemistry while building a future empire. She’s not the loudest in the room, but she doesn’t have to be—when she speaks, people listen.

(And if they don’t, she’ll just prove them wrong.)

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Yuzu Yande ヤンデ 柚子 – The Beauty & The Brains

“If you’re gonna be healthy, you better look good doing it.”

Harajuku queen, future pharmacist, and walking aesthetic icon, Yuzu makes wellness irresistible. She’s got the science to back up her formulas and the style to make them a trend. People adore her without her even trying, but she’s not just a pretty face—she’s one of the smartest minds in the business. If it’s bold, innovative, and slightly over-the-top, Yuzu probably designed it.

(Also, she has a lot of Tamagotchis. No, you can’t ask how many.)

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Kandi Kato 加藤 カンディー – The Precision of Nature

“A still mind. A steady hand. A remedy that never misses.”

Born and raised in a shrine deep in the Nara countryside, Kandi was taught patience, balance, and the power of plants. While others use data and business models, Kandi listens to nature—harnessing ancient beekeeping methods, botanical knowledge, and holistic healing to craft the purest ingredients for Waifu Wellness. She doesn’t waste words or energy, but when she speaks, it’s always important.

(Also, she will outshoot you in archery. Don’t try.)

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Ichime Hime 姫 一目 – The Wild Card Genius

“A crown is only heavy if you let it be.”

A rebellious punk princess who could easily rule the world if she cared enough to try. Ichime is studying to be a doctor, but her true specialty is causing just enough trouble to keep things fun. Whether she’s sneaking skateboards into the lab, tagging the walls with graffiti, or accidentally discovering a new supplement formula, her chaotic energy is essential to the team. And beneath all that mischief? A brilliant mind and a heart of gold.

(Just don’t ask what’s under the eyepatch. It’s a long story.)

Our Story

Something was wrong with the world… and only five girls could see it...

Deep in the neon glow of her computer screen, Doritaku was analyzing global market trends, optimizing her crypto investments, and probably eating instant ramen at 2 AM. But between algorithm shifts and data streams, she saw something terrifying—a direct correlation between declining Kawaiiness and declining world health. 

(“No way… Could this be real?”)

She triple-checked her data. The numbers didn’t lie. The world wasn’t just getting less cute—it was getting less healthy.

Kawaiiness - and health, were without a doubt directly connected. (・_・;)

This was a crisis, and Doritaku knew she couldn’t solve it alone. There was only one person she trusted to help her craft the perfect strategy—her rival, best friend, and the most terrifyingly efficient person she knew… Chee Hana.

When Doritaku burst into her study session with a wild-eyed theory about cuteness and wellness being connected, Chee didn’t even blink. She adjusted her glasses, took a sip of her overpriced matcha latte, and nodded.

“Alright. We’ll need a business plan.”

And just like that, the mission to save humanity began.

The two wasted no time building their dream team.

First, they needed someone who could make wellness both effective and irresistible—someone with the power to captivate at a glance and the brains to back it up. Enter Yuzu Yande, the ultimate Harajuku gyaru. With nails sharper than a katana and a mind set on becoming a pharmacist, she knew exactly how to create the formulas that would make people both healthy and obsessed.

Next, they needed wisdom and tradition—someone who could harness natural, holistic health practices and ground their mission in something deeper. That’s when they found Kandi Kato, an archer from the Nara countryside, raised in the ways of tea ceremonies and botany. Between her expertise in plant-based remedies and her family’s ancient beekeeping techniques, she was the key to creating the most powerful natural ingredients the world had ever seen.

And finally, they needed one last piece—the spark, the chaos, the unpredictable genius that would shake the world awake. That’s where Ichime Hime came in. With a crown slightly askew and an eyepatch covering her heart-filled eye, she skated into the lab like she already owned the place. As a borderline genius medical student with a rebellious streak, she had connections in the pharmaceutical world and just enough mischief to make things interesting.

With their all-star team assembled, they spent months in the lab, balancing science and kawaii in ways no one had ever dared to before. Chee ran the operation like a CEO, Doritaku crunched the numbers, Yuzu crafted the perfect formulas, Kandi grew the rarest ingredients, and Ichime—well, Ichime mostly got scolded for pranking people, but her medical insights were invaluable.

Between long nights of research, Yuzu’s frantic attempts to wake up a gaming-addicted Doritaku, Kandi’s traditional tea lessons, and impromptu band practice sessions, they created something revolutionary.

When the world needed heroes, humanity didn’t need superpowers - they just needed to be super kawaii with super brains.

And that’s how Waifu Wellness was born. ⋆˙⟡